Decoding the Facebook: November Week One!

We help you figure out what your friends are really trying to say!

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

Are you suffering from obscure Facebook status updates from your friends and family? Want to get the bottom of what your friends are really trying to say? Well, worry no more. We here at CRAVE Online have invented a helpful little guide to help you figure out what your friends and family are really trying to say.

 

This week we took to the internet and found you some Facebook status updates that were in dire need of being decoded. This is CRAVE ONLINE's DECODING THE FACEBOOK SERIES. 

Take a look:

 
 
What they're really trying to say: "When Ben Roethlisberger tells you you're more than friends… you are, whether you want it or not." 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "I thought I would be alone forever, surely there aren't two people who enjoy eating pizza and lazing on the couch all day watching eight hours of Homeland, are there?" 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "Once the poop countdown starts up, I'm sure I'll start my day."
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "And sometimes when you meet a really cute guy at the bar, you think you're going to fall madly in love, but he just wants to rub it around on your tummy." 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "Originally written by Mrs. Hitler, Bavaria, 1912." 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "Seriously, my spec scipt about WWII fighter pilots vs. vampires is going to make me the next Aaron Sorkin. 'D-Day: Dracula Day.' " 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "Someone just saw Taken 2." 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "Get it? Because I'm a mom, I work so much harder than you! You'd be suprised how much lack of sleep and a caesarion scar can make a person feel empowered." 
 
 
What they're really trying to say: "OH NO! I dwopped my wittle ice cweam cone in da sewar!" 
 
-Stay tuned to CRAVE for more DECODING THE FACEBOOK!