7 Fake Presidential Candidates in 2012

Who will you fake vote for on Election Day?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Thanks to YouTube, it’s never been easier to fake run for President. All you need is a video camera, a computer, and a ridiculous platform. With all the attention paid to Obama and Romney this election, we thought it was important to give equal time to these candidates who are looking to humorously waste your time. Here are 7 Fake Presidential Candidates in 2012:

 

Bredcrum for President

You don’t get much more outside-the-system than a Canadian rapper.

 

Cthulu for President

Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for pure evil?

 

Ryan Higa for President

We need a president who will scoop poop if necessary.

 

Zay Zay for President

His candy platform is very appealing, since I love candy so much.

 

Elvira for President

Most likely to what? …Oh, I see. Sex.

 

My Horse for President

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a horse can’t be president. Though, to be fair, there probably are a lot of rules to that effect.

 

God for President

It’d be weird to have a president who was on money before being in office.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!