The Big List: Buzz Lightyear vs. Han Solo! Steve Jobs’ iYacht!

Which is worth more to Disney: Pixar or Lucasfilm? Plus: Meet the iYacht.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to invent consumer gadgets, watch as they become huge blockbusters, decide to built a boat, because you’re an eccentric bazillionaire, wait around while the boat gets built, pass away, and one year later check out these links from Heaven’s computer lab, including a video of that boat you ordered!

 

Preacher Blames Hurricane Sandy On Gays, Obama and Romney

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/hurricane-sandy-gays-same-sex-marriage-obama-romney_n_2038781.html

I’m sure science would agree.

 

Steve Jobs’ Super Secret Yacht Is Finally Finished

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2224559/Steve-Jobs-yacht-revealed-260-foot-ship-finished-year-Apple-founders-death.html

If your only regret is never getting to see your crazy expensive yacht get finished, chances are you lived a fulfilling life.

 

Why Buzz Lightyear Is Worth Way More To Disney Than Han Solo

http://www.wired.com/business/2012/11/pixar-worth-more-than-lucasfilm/

To infinity and billions more!

 

12-Year-Old Uses D&D To Help Scientist Dad With His Research

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/10/30/12-year-old-uses-dungeons-and-dragons-to-help-scientist-dad-with-his-research/

The scientific paper is a critical hit. (*Baddum-bum*)

 

The First Official Photo From The New Arrested Development

http://teamcoco.com/content/the-new-arrested-development

There’s always money (and Conan O’Brien DVDs) in the banana stand.

 

That’s all for this midichlorian-filled edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!