Champ Kind could be coming to your town.
Former "SNL" cast member and Ron Burgandy's favorite sportscaster David Koechner is heading up the AXE Hair Splitting Hairs comedy tour next month as comics tackle the oldest puzzle humans have ever faced — the differences between men and women.
The "Anchorman" star will be among the pundits from either side of the gender divide to offer the straight dope on what men are thinking, what makes a lasting impression on women, what gets his attention and what she notices first.
Fellow 8H vet Abby Elliott will hold down the female side of the argument during the five-city tour, which will also be joined by comic Owen Benjamin.
The tour begins Nov. 9 in New York City, followed by stops in Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Louisville and Nashville, according to the Splitting Hairs website. Check out the video promoting the tour above.