#1 on the Zombie Billboard Charts is currently, and has always been, brains. They’re not much for music. However, zombie fans love writing tributes to their favorite flesh-eating, horror-ific hoardes. Here are 7 funny zombie songs:
Your Favorite Martian – “Zombie Love Song”
Surprisingly honest for an online dater.
Beau Chevassus – “Zombie Rap”
I’ve got 99 Problems and they all involve the acquiring and eating of brains.
Single File – “Zombies Ate My Neighbors”
Bucket on the head is the perfect zombie shield.
TEAMHEADKICK – “Hide Your Kids (Nazi Zombie Rap)”
Killing zombies and avenging Jews? Now I’m on board.
Posey – “I Am A Zombie”
Aww, she’s so cuuu—oh my god!!
Plants vs. Zombie – “There’s A Zombie On Your Lawn”
Are there any living organisms zombies get along with?
Jonathan Coulton – “Re: Your Brains”
They might be mindless, but they’ve got good singing voices.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!