5 Videos That Will Help You Pick Up Girls

These videos are here to help.

Paul Tamburroby Paul Tamburro

If you want advice on how to attract the opposite sex, then YouTube is probably the last place you would look. YouTube is for watching videos of overweight cats struggling to fit into small boxes, not for getting tips on how to improve your sexual prowess. However, we have found some clips that could come in handy.

Here are 5 videos that will help you pick up girls.

 

Picking Up Girls Using Strength

It's well known that women are attracted to powerful men, so display your strength by lifting her above your head before slamming her to the floor.

 

Picking Up Girls Using Honesty

Danny here is looking for an outgoing, attractive woman with nice legs and "features", who would find his story about the time he crossed the road without looking just as funny as he does. 

 

Picking Up Girls Using Arrogance

He has a nipple piercing, a white snapback, oversized sunglasses, a jacket but no shirt, earwax-yellow hair, an inflated sense of self-worth and a thoroughly detestable personality, yet the 'Australian Party Boy' has also appeared on Big Brother and inspired the creation of the movie Project X, meaning that he has probably had more sex than you will ever have. There is no God.

 

Picking Up Girls Using Sporting Ability

While you don't need to be able to perform a somersault on a miniature trampoline before slam-dunking a basketball one-handed whilst on the phone to the girl you like, it probably helps.

 

Picking Up Girls Using Suicidal Threats

Underhanded? Yes. Efficient? See for yourself.