Fighting is something video game characters are used to, whether it’s taking on opponents in a worldwide street fight or turtle baddies in an evil castle. A lesser used skill in most video games is rapping, Parappa the Rappa notwithstanding, but that doesn’t mean characters can’t MC. Here are 7 epic video game rap battles:
Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros.
Mushroom Kingdom, make some muthaf***ing nooooooise!
Link vs. Gannon
The Legend of Zelda’s R&B Chorus
Goku vs. Sonic
Green Hill Owned
Call of Duty vs. Battlefield
First person rappers.
Master Chief vs. Leonidas
Never underestimate the power of teabagging.
Mario vs. Sonic
There are some rivalries even Olympic games can’t settle.
XBOX vs. PS3
Aww, I was hoping they’d compare discs.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!