The Big List: Rabbi vs. Sarah Silverman! Joaquin Phoenix vs. Oscars!

Silverman’s dad slams patronizing Rabbi, Phoenix slams award shows. Slams!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to be in a Presidential Debate, say something awkward, watch as the words take on a life of their own on the internet and check out these links (instead of looking at all the jokes on Twitter, Tumblr and Amazon)!

 

Debate Gives ESPN Executive Awesome Idea For Show In Which White Guy, Black Guy Ignore Timers And Yell At Each Other

http://www.theonion.com/articles/debate-gives-espn-executive-awesome-idea-for-show,29965/

Possible Title: Angry Pointing Talk

 

Rabbi Writes Critical Letter To Sarah Silverman, Dad’s Response Begins, “Hey Asshole”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/rabbi-letter-sarah-silverman_n_1968287.html

Rabbi vs. Father – Round 1: Fight!

 

Newsweek Shutting Down Print Edition

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mhastings/80-years-of-newsweek-covers-that-explained-the-wor

Now who’s gonna print trying-to-hard-to-be-sensational covers?

 

Amazon Flooded With Fake Binder Reviews Post-Debate

http://gawker.com/5952799/too-small-for-women-amazon-flooded-with-hilarious-reviews-of-binders-in-wake-of-debate

I assume they’re being printed out and put into a binder as we speak.

 

Joaquin Phoenix Calls The Oscars “Total Utter Bulls***”

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/joaquin-phoenix-says-goodbye-to-oscar-chances-calls-awards-total-utter-bullshit-20121018

When it comes to ruining award chances, Joaquin’s the master.

 

That’s all for this spied-on edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!