Best of Twitter: Week of 10/17

We get ahold of the funniest Tweets about news, sports, politics, and pop culture so you don't have to!

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

Are you sick of hearing about what Ashton Kutcher had for dinner or about whatever next, dumb product placement some random celebrity is endorsing? Of course you are. Twitter is made for two things: Self-promotion and dirty jokes! That's it. We here at CRAVE defy you to come up with another reason that Twitter exists. There is none.

This week the world saw a Presidential Debate, the Yankees blow their chances at the World Series, and a man jump from the edge of space! 

 

Take a look:

Math and pandering are not good bedfellows. 

At least he still has rich white America, Patton. Whataminute…

Crowley neeed a little lizard to sit on her shoulder and giggle at her jokes. 

That's the one with a track of Nikki Sixx having sex with a Trapper Keeper for 45-minutes. 

That's actaully Candy Crowley's husband. 

Now if the Yankees will just ask for a couple hundred million back from A-Rod…

He was benched for being a douchebag, he was put on the injured reserved list for his bleached anus. 

Or around the yam-bag to get an erection. 

Basically the first ten-minutes of Top Gun. 

Or their favorite parent? The one without the brass nuckles. 

Testing the boundries of Science is everyone's responsibility. 

They said he was too big for the play pen. He showed them. 

Basically. Though, at least you did it without oxygen. What a joke. 

That's a great price. 

 

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