Decoding the Facebook: October: Week Three!

We help you figure out what your friends are really trying to say!

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

 

Are you suffering from obscure Facebook status updates from your friends and family? Want to get the bottom of what your friends are really trying to say? Well, worry no more. We here at CRAVE Online have invented a helpful little guide to help you figure out what your friends and family are really trying to say.

This week we took to the internet and found you some Facebook status updates that were in dire need of being decoded. This is CRAVE ONLINE's DECODING THE FACEBOOK SERIES. 

Take a look:

 

What they're really trying to say: "Jerry Sandusky with a Unicorn horn: We will never forget!"

 

What they're really trying to say: "I haven't been felt up by this many frat boys since I told them I peed Coors Light." 

 

What they're really trying to say: "If the rumors are true, all Liam Neeson needs to do is unleash that huge Irish hog between his legs." 

 

What they're really trying to say: "This is what I get for looking up the XXX Avengers Parody at work. It's really messed up to see the She-Hulk go to town on Hawkeye like that." 

 

What they're really trying to say: "Larry Bird and Tilda Swinton are NOT the same people? WTF!?!"

 

What they're really trying to say: "I'm posting this in hopes that all my ex-sexual partners will get themselves tested."

 

What they're really trying to say: "I'd strangle a few puppies too if I could scramble like that."

 

What they're really trying to say: "It's another six months until Game of Thrones comes back…"

 

What they're really trying to say: "Hello everyone, please be informed I have started my period." 

 

-Stay Tuned to CRAVE ONLINE for more DECODING THE FACEBOOK!