Meet Colonel Meow

The most intense cat ever!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

There’s a new James Bond film coming out. Is it too late to have Colonel Meow play the cat the villain strokes while talking to the secret agent? Regardless, it’s never too late to laugh at this naturally, ridiculously indignant cat. Let’s meet Colonel Meow:

 

A Profile on Colonel Meow

Those are the Facebook breaks, kid.

 

Colonel Meow on Facebook

Well played, Colonel.

 

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Fan

Bigger fans, fewer pub crawls!

 

Colonel Meow on Anderson Live

This isn’t about you and Star Jones, Anderson Cooper. This is about an angry looking cat.

 

A Glass of Scotch with Colonel Meow

The Colonel is picky about his scotch.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.