It’s hard to break the ice, which is why so many guys use pick up lines. It’s also why so many guys fail to have sex with women. A bad and raunchy pick up line, especially one delivered poorly, can be an invitation for a drink to be thrown in your face. However, watching these lines get delivered is pretty funny. Here are 10 funny pick up line videos:
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
They got more play out of that “fart” line than I thought possible.
Video Game Pick Up Lines
Can I have sex with you? Legend of Zelda. How’s that?
Biblical Pick Up Lines
It turns out God’s a pretty cool dude.
Maxim Model Reads Internet Pick Up Lines
The internet fails.
Disney Pick Up Lines
In what universe does saying to a girl she reminds you of Quasimodo get you her phone number?
Sports Pick Up Lines
Bo knows all.
Blink-182 Pick Up Lines
These lines only work on buxom nurses.
Pokemon Pick Up Lines
The line about having a holographic Charizard? It definitely doesn’t work… or so I hear.
Science Pick Up Lines
Bill Nye: The Asshole Guy
Founding Fathers Pick Up Lines
I think talking to girls is easier when you’re on money.
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