Aperture Science must be working on a time travel device. How else can you explain the Portal Gun getting into the hands of 8-bit/16-bit era video game heroes like Mario, Guile and Mega Man? GLaDOS is guilting me into showing you these videos of what 5 classic video games would look like with portals:
Mario with a Portal Gun
If you like this short, you can pretty much play it.
Street Fighter 2 with a Portal Gun
Go home and be a portal man.
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun
Link’s most heroic battle involves chickening Ganon to death.
Mega Man with a Portal Gun
Until the end, I would have believed this was an actual weapon in the game.
Tetris with Portals
Oddly enough, this game is also playable.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!