I'd wager that at least 90% of the world's porn emanates from Japan. Now I understand that "sex sells", but the frequency with which the Japanese shoehorn a pair of boobs into their commercials makes me wonder how anything ever gets done around there – when the Chanel No.5 perfume advert comes on I stop whatever I'm doing in order to stare at the pretty lady, so God knows how Japanese men manage to go to work when there's the allure of hot asian girls in bikini's gyrating on TV all day long.
Here are 5 examples of sexual Japanese commercials that probably didn't need to be sexual at all:
Super Monkey Ball
It must be uncomfortable to play videogames whilst rolling around on an exercise ball – almost as uncomfortable as having a giant monkey asking you to strip down to your bikini whilst it takes photographs of you.
Little Red Riding Balls
I looked into the company that this commercial is advertising and it turns out that it's a "Japanese construction and real estate company for apartment buildings". Because when you think of real estate, you think of anthropomorphic raccoons with their bollocks out.
Inochi is just your average tale of a monstrous human/alien hybrid attending school, getting erections, suffering from diarrhea and watching young girls undress.
The Human Sushi
There's probably an easier way to make sushi look appetising than having a bloke drench himself in red paint before going face-to-arse with a woman, but if there is, Japan haven't thought of it.
And then there's this
We're not sure what they're trying to sell here – tits, jelly or cockroaches – but either way we're sold.