The Big List: James Cameron Mines Asteroids! Nerf Lawyers Go Ballistic!

I’m King of the… Space?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to spend years and years making a super-high budget movie about space, get really into your own mythology, release the movie, smash box office records, start thinking to yourself, “hey, I should probably go into space for real,” get into the space mining business and check out these links!


James Cameron Gets Into Asteroid Mining,8599,2112996,00.html

He’s determined to find that Unobtainium. [image via]


The MTV Movie Awards: Now With ‘Academy’ Voting

They’re trying to diversify the nominees, so Twilight only wins three-quarters of the awards.


Hasbro Cons and Stalks a Fan Blogger

Introducing the new Nerf Subpoena Blaster!


Woman Calls In Bomb Threat Over $14 Electric Bill?

That conversation must have been… explosive? *Puts On Sunglasses*


10 Fictional Characters Based On Real People

Art imitates life. Thank god that’s settled.


That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, aight?


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!