Quiz: Is Your Roommate a Porn Star?

Is your roommate using your place for a skin flick? Take the quiz and find out!

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

Is your roommate coming or going at odd hours in the night? Do they show up with large amounts of cash unexplained? It could be your roommate is a member of the Adult Entertainment Industry. Or, better known as a Porn Star. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course)

We here at CRAVE have developed a little quiz to help you figure out if your roommate is working in porn. But reader tread lightly — you may not like what you find out. Or maybe you'll love what you find out.

 

1.) You come home from work to find your roommate entertaining several gentleman callers. She says:

a.) Hey, we’re going to play Apples to Apples, wanna join?

b.) I work with these guys.

c.) Oh, you’re back. I met these guys on craigslist.

d.) Hey, will you help me hang this swing from a ceiling? Oh, and I’m all out of KY. Can you help me out?

 

2.) You wake up one morning to find your roommate walking funny. Their explanation:

a.) I stubbed my toe in the shower this morning.

b.) I’ve got a blister with a new pair of shoes.

c.) My back hurts from being on my back at work all day.

d.) Reverse Eiffel towel with an anal handstand finish.

 

3. Your roommate comes home with a ton of cash out of nowhere.

a.) Good tips at work.

b.) I won a scratch off lottery ticket.

c.) Hazard pay.

d.) I did it with an 80-year-old man.

 

4. What is your roommate most likely to dress up as for Halloween?

a.) Sexy nurse.

b.) Sexy bank robber.

c.) Sexy teacher.

d.) Someone who has never had an abortion.

 

5. What is your roommate’s favorite movie?

a.) The Notebook.

b.) The Princess Bride.

c.) Showgirls.

d.) Amber’s Pregnant Gangbang 5

 

6. Why is your roommate is late with the rent?

a.) Got laid off.

b.) Unexpected car repair.

c.) Paying off cosmetology student debt.

d.) Paying for hepatitis medicine.

 

7. Does your roommate have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

a.) Been single a while.

b.) Sees random guys off and on.

c.) Has both a boyfriend and girlfriend.

d.) It’s kind of hard to tell if they think someone in the naked sex pile in the living room is that ‘special someone.’

 

8.) The water gets shut off unexpectedly. Your roommate says they’ll take care of it. They’ll most likely:

a.) Talk to public works calmly and politely.

b.) Pay them off to turn it back on.

c.) Beg and plead and bitch and moan.

d.) Blackmail the maintenance man by revealing their subscription to Big Giant Latin Asses  weekly.

 

9. What kind of car does your roommate drive?

a.) No car.

b.) Ford Taurus.

c.) Dodge Viper.

d.) Anything that makes it easier to steer with a butt plug.

 

If you answered mostly (a) you don't have a porn star roommate.

If you answered mostly (b) your roommate is just anal. And not in the fun way.

If you answered mostly (c) your rommate may be a libertine, but no porn star.

If you answered mostly (d) your roomate is probably having sex in your bed right now. 

 

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