You know your cat needs a diet when there’s a news team filming a story about your pet and the crew is scowling at you. Cats need proper diets and exercise, just like humans. (Don’t let Garfield tell you otherwise — that fat, orange son of a bitch!) Keep your cat healthy and don’t let your pet become one of the 7 fattest cats alive:
Japanese Cat – 12 Pounds
Another way to know your cat is too fat: if the camera pan over its body takes a really long time.
Goliath – 20 Pounds
“What do you get when you steal kitty treats,” the Oompa Loompas would sing to this cat.
Country Cat – 28 Pounds
Maybe a little line dancing would do this cat some good.
Walter – 28 Pounds
Oregon is stuffing their cats… what are they plotting?
Meow – 39 Pounds
Me-awwww, poor guy.
Real Life Garfield – 40.8 Pounds
From the video's soundtrack, it seems like Garfield’s life is pretty intense.
“Princess” Chunky – 44 Pounds
So close to that world record, and yet, so far. Keep on tryin’, Florida!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.