The Big List: Star Wars Gets Worse! Oscar Nominees Come Clean!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, we enjoyed those movies.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to make a great sci-fi movie, round out the trilogy with two more excellent sci-fi movies, create a set of three far inferior movies several years later, re-release the inferior movies in 3D, hire the worst voice over actor ever for the trailer and then check out these links!


Worst Star Wars Trailer Ever?

“Hurry up, Qui-Gon! I’m gonna destroy this whole planet with my shitty narration.”


5 Best Reactions To The Komen Decision

The internet is not amused. Oh wait, a cat video…!


Harry Potter Is Into Bush – Not The Band or The Former Presidents

Danielle Radcliffe’s wand goes stiff for hair.


27 Things You Never Noticed In Classic Video Games

Ho boy, talk about a kill screen. *Adjusts Tie*


If The 2012 Oscar Nominee Posters Were Honest…

Are there another 9 movies we can nominate?


That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, as the list grows to an unthinkable new size!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!