Christian and Sam make the most out of another reader request! We cover the cult-leader David Koresh! He just wants to “dance” in rural Texas, and by “dance” we mean taking child-wives, killing people, and claiming to be the Savior! Awesome!
Also in this episode: Sam the Oil Man, we give our non-endorsement/condemnation religious preamble, O.J. Simpson had a weak car chase, cheerleaders make for broken homes, our “graphic warning” comes in, was Christian’s father a cult leader?, getting girls pregnant leads to hasty promises with God, all David Koresh wanted to do was dance, dancing leads to pregnancy, we cover the complex interweaving of Christian religions, “schism” say it enough times and it sounds dirty, rural Texas gets the party started, Scrooge McDuck and his sweet Presberyian gold, schoolyard challenges and Dead Body Racing, Texas state troopers surprisingly forgiving of a gun fight, The Doctor should have “Koreshed” Gilligan’s Island, and Janet Reno crank calls the Koresh compound! Stay positive!