The B-Movies Podcast #50 – CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE!!!

Bibbs and Witney debate the merits of tea kettle sex and review Beauty and the Beast 3D and The Divide!

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We're pissing off everyone this week with The B-Movies Podcast #50 – CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!!! It's a not-so-special 50th episode as we gear up for our genuinely special one year anniversary, but CraveOnline's Film Channel Editor William 'Bibbs' Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold are still going to review the post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller The Divide, and Beauty and the Beast 3D, aka One of the Worst Ideas Ever. Bibbs will also explain why you need to know about Vagina: The Movie. And of course the latest movie news and whatnot: Who's directing the Carrie remake? What's the feature film future of Battlestar Galactica's Katee Sackhoff? Will Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger reteam for The Tomb? Why the f*ck is there a Police Academy remake? How nuts can two hosts go for James Bond 50? And why does The Fast and the Furious 6 have the worst tag line in the world?

PLUS! Is The Divide really just the origin story of Lord Humongous? Why do we need a new Easy Rider? What are the only two good comedy remakes ever? Do audiences care about movie characters more than movie stars? Which of our hosts is one of only eight people on the planet to have seen all seven Police Academy movies? Why is Bibbs sick of Rankin/Bass's vagina? Why can't 89-year-olds play Scrabble? And seriously, how do tea kettles f*ck?

The answers to all these questions and more on The B-Movies Podcast #50 – CONTROLLING THE UNIVERSE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!!!