7 Funniest Pre-Flight Announcements

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Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Flying sucks. Evidence: air sickness, expensive snacks and babies who want to tell you about all their problems via crying. At least some flight attendants are lightening the mood with amusing jokes, music and mayhem. Perhaps there’s not as much mayhem as I would like, but these funny pre-flight announcements get the trip started right.

 

Rapping

The last WORD in safety.

 

Russian

Is very important announcement. You listen.

 

Pimp

Coffee, tea or Brandi?

 

Coloring

They sell those safety cards on Etsy, too.

 

Gay?

Gay.

 

Mom

She’s not a real flight attendant, she’s a mom. Can you tell?

 

Hidden Talent

Wait for it.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.