Flying sucks. Evidence: air sickness, expensive snacks and babies who want to tell you about all their problems via crying. At least some flight attendants are lightening the mood with amusing jokes, music and mayhem. Perhaps there’s not as much mayhem as I would like, but these funny pre-flight announcements get the trip started right.
The last WORD in safety.
Is very important announcement. You listen.
Coffee, tea or Brandi?
They sell those safety cards on Etsy, too.
She’s not a real flight attendant, she’s a mom. Can you tell?
Wait for it.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.