8 Angry Conversations With Stealth Mountain

Get a “sneak peek” at this Twitter user’s sad life.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Twitter is a gigantic public forum, bigger than the biggest mountain. Perhaps that jealousy fuels Twitter user @StealthMountain, who does nothing but correct people when they say “sneak peak” instead of “sneak peek.” Or maybe it’s an undying love for proper spelling. Or maybe it’s just that this mountain is especially sad. No matter how you look at it, most folks on Twitter don’t take too kindly to ol’ Stealth Mountain…

 

@siananderson

Now it’s the mountain’s turn to sigh.

 

@BLStrickland10

No life at all, or just the sad life of a mountain?

 

@Oo_Kam_oO

The mountain flexed its might correction skills.

 

@FeltonsWifey

A mountain says what it means.

 

@chocolatewazted

No f***s taken from the mountain.

 

@Brandy_Bogard

PUM PUM GKSDFKJDF, indeed!

 

@SHYNIEAKASHOCK

There is no better feeling than a BJ from a mountain.

 

@DUALCHOPPERS

The mountain retracts its correction.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background image via.