With all our awesome human cities and human walls, it’s easy to forget sometimes that wild animals are all around us. They’d like a piece of our sweet life, aka all the sweets you keep in the pantry. Here are a few animals who dared to break into people fortresses and lived to tell the tale to their forest buddies.
So that’s what happened to Bambi’s mom. Phew.
If this guy broke into my house, I'd keep him forever. The end.
Chickens are like picnic baskets for real bears.
That dog thought he could take on any cat. He was wrong.
Nature’s burglars. Look at the face.
Nature’s burglars. Built-in pouch for easy stealing + terrifying.
She will give birth to many more coyotes, who will all invade this same house to give birth themselves!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!