7 Animals Who Broke Into Homes

Mountain lions and kangaroos want to raid your fridge.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

With all our awesome human cities and human walls, it’s easy to forget sometimes that wild animals are all around us. They’d like a piece of our sweet life, aka all the sweets you keep in the pantry. Here are a few animals who dared to break into people fortresses and lived to tell the tale to their forest buddies.

 

Deer

So that’s what happened to Bambi’s mom. Phew.

 

Red Panda

If this guy broke into my house, I'd keep him forever. The end.

 

Bear

Chickens are like picnic baskets for real bears.

 

Mountain Lion

That dog thought he could take on any cat. He was wrong.

 

Raccoon

Nature’s burglars. Look at the face.

 

Kangaroo

Nature’s burglars. Built-in pouch for easy stealing + terrifying.

 

Pregnant Coyote

She will give birth to many more coyotes, who will all invade this same house to give birth themselves!

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!