Learning a foreign language, like Spanish or Chinese, is very useful in the job market. Learning a fictional language that a race of imaginary creatures speak is also something you can do with your time. Here are five books you can pay real money for to learn made-up languages. Some of them are a lot more serious than others – see if you can spot which is which.
An Introduction To Elvish
It only teaches Lord of the Rings elvish, not North Pole elvish. [via]
How To Speak Wookiee
Never call a Wookie “waaaagh!” They can only call each other that.
The Klingon Dictionary
How To Speak Dragonese
It’s best to speak it with a British accent.
How To Speak Zombie
Brains brains brains brains?
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.