As the Republican primaries go on and on, debates are no longer enough for voters. They want to know their Commander In Chief can get busy in the White House rave-atorium. Here are some of the Republican candidates grooving to their favorite beats. You decide who can “serve” Barack Obama in 2012.
Is gettin’ down unconstitutional?
He’s pioneering bland-ster rap.
You gonna take that diss, Newt?
His brain… drrrrrrropped.
OMG Jesus is at my rave!
Which one of these combatants will take on the reigning dance champion…
And that fly’s name was Osama Bin Laden.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.