Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Santas get schlitzed, girls say shit, Takei heals a split, make a sandwich out of ‘skits,’ and see what Pokemon omits. Here’s the week in viral:
Santacon 2011: Santas Gettin’ Naughty
Milk and cookies? More like malt liquor and… I guess cookies would still be okay. [More]
Shit Girls Say
George Takei Unites Star Wars and Star Trek Fans Against Twilight
The only way we can all live long and prosper is by force choking Edward Cullen.
Skittles Can Now Be Eaten In Sandwich Form
Mmm… Skittlewiches. [via]
Now if only Pokemon cards were this insane.
See you next week for more links. More than you ever thought possible… only not really.
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