In the 90s, pager stores dominated the planet. Our earth was ruled by such great historical figures as Beeperman and The Beeper King. A cell phone ice age would eventually wipe out the pager dictators, but for awhile, you could see them showing off their extraordinary power in locally-produced TV commercials…
Yee haw! Git’ along, little pagers.
There are so many West Side Story gang members in this town.
Beeper King, your kingdom is under attack!
He can’t get in and out of phone booths, because he’s quite fat.
All you have to do is figure out what the narrator is saying.
Dude, I’m totally gonna score.
Bonus: A1 Beeper
This one was made recently. The spirit of the 90s is alive at A1 Beeper.
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