Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Lohan’s nude, don’t be a candy prude, pumpkins are more than food, the TSA is crude and one man is screwed… by his dog phobia. Here’s the week in viral:
Playboy Will Pay Lindsay Lohan 1 Million Dollars For Nude Photos
TMZ also revealed that Playboy hopes to travel back in time 5 years to take the pictures, when they would have been awesome. [via]
A Bunch of Crazy Pumpkin Carvings
Nothing says “Halloween” quite like a pumpkin getting punched in the face. [More]
Gettin’ Sugar High
Intimidation raps are in this Halloween. RIP Toilet Papering.
Here’s What Happens When A TSA Agent Finds A Girl’s Vibrator In Her Luggage
More like The Department of Homeland Sexcurity. Rawr! [via]
Man With Face Tattoos Is Afraid of Puppies
“You are not a coward. You are a total puss-puss.”
See you next week for more links. I love links so much, I’m gonna start communicating in HTML. <a href=”http://www.waveshandgoodbye.com”><blink>Have a great week!</blink></a>
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.