You’ve had a little too much to drink at the party, nobody’s talking to you and the couch is comfy. Maybe a quick nap would do you some good, right? Could be energizing! Catch a few Z’s, get up and hulk-through a few more keg stands. Well, one Reddit user shows us why you should never fall asleep, aka let you guard down, at a party:
Part One: Fall Asleep
The unsuspecting prey.
Part Two: The Games Begin
M-I-C… I “see” that you are sleeping! …K-E-Y… “Why” don’t I mess with you?
Part Three: Stackin’ Up
Definitely getting laid tonight.
Part Four: The Leaning Tower of Party
The song “Let’s Get It Started” is about this exact scenario.
Part Five: Unconscious Hoarder
This is an unconscious intervention.
Part Six: Human Katamari
If your neck is being pushed into your body like a turtle, you’ll hopefully notice.
Part Seven: You Got Junk’d
And that’s how Transformers are born.
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