What’s Happening On The Web This Week: Ninja Turtle Noses

Herman Cain channels Weird Al Yankovic. Plus: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Herman Cain sings, Nose Turtling, Lance Bass’ new thing, sex skydiving and Star Wars cross-dressing. Here’s the week in viral:


Herman Cain Slices Up John Lennon With Pizza Song

I won’t vote for him, but I do have a weakness for pizza-themed parody songs.


Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

“Shredder blows,” Michelangelo scoffed. “But now, so do we,” Donatello reminded his fellow turtle. [More]


HEART2HEART feat. Lance Bass – “Facebook Official”

Let’s keep it LinkedIn casual. Thanks!


Skydiving Sex Is Now A Thing

A fake thing, perhaps. But still a thing. [NSFW version]


Man Leia

Does this mean there’ll be a hot girl Chewbacca soon? My friend, it already happened. [More]


See you next week for more links. Every day, the web fills up with links, and like an ol’ timey prospector, I’ll try ‘n pan you some link-gold.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.