The Force Is Strong With 7 Jedi Pets

Luke, we're gonna have company... and they're adorable.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

If you can train a kid to be a Jedi, why not the kid’s pet hamster? This is the big Star Wars question that went unanswered in the recently released Blu-Ray edition of the series, apart from “did George Lucas really need to f*** with more classic scenes?” Give a spotlight, we will, to Yoda’s favorite animals. Surprised, you will be, at their ability to hold lightsabers in their mouths and paws…

 

Jedi Kitten Battle

They have a high amount of midi-cuddlians.

 

Jedi Dog Battle

Who wants to be on the council? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Good Jedi…

 

Jedi Turtle Battle

Aren’t they a little short to be shelltroopers?

 

Jedi Bird

New strategy: let the birdie win.

 

Jedi Fish

Admiral Ackbar’s cousin, perhaps?

 

Dramatic Jedi Hamster

Darth Vader’s right behind you!

 

Jedi Ferret

And we’re done here.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.