If you can train a kid to be a Jedi, why not the kid’s pet hamster? This is the big Star Wars question that went unanswered in the recently released Blu-Ray edition of the series, apart from “did George Lucas really need to f*** with more classic scenes?” Give a spotlight, we will, to Yoda’s favorite animals. Surprised, you will be, at their ability to hold lightsabers in their mouths and paws…
Jedi Kitten Battle
They have a high amount of midi-cuddlians.
Jedi Dog Battle
Who wants to be on the council? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Good Jedi…
Jedi Turtle Battle
Aren’t they a little short to be shelltroopers?
New strategy: let the birdie win.
Admiral Ackbar’s cousin, perhaps?
Dramatic Jedi Hamster
Darth Vader’s right behind you!
And we’re done here.
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