‘It’s A Good Day to Die Hard’ is Seriously the Title of ‘Die Hard 5’

What the hell was their Plan B...? "Curl Up and Die Hard?"

William Bibbianiby William Bibbiani

Die Hard.

Die Harder.

Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Live Free or Die Hard.

It's a Good Day to Die Hard.

These are all the titles of real movies. Movies that make a lot of money. Which is weird since they sound like an excerpt from a bad Mad TV sketch.

Yes, Fox has finally confirmed that the title of Die Hard 5, which we're not exactly eagerly anticipating, is the laugh out loud ridiculous moniker of "It's a Good Day to Die Hard."

Alternate titles probably included "Curl Up and Die Hard," "The Pope Must Die Hard," "Die Hard Fledermaus," "I Woke Up Early the Day I Died Hard" and "Die Hard, Bart, Die Hard."

A few references for everyone there. You enjoy that.

Deadline reports that Fox has also set a release date for… I'm sorry, do we have to keep writing this? We do? Damn it… Deadline reports that Fox has also set a release date for It's a Good Day to Die Hard. You can ask for it by unfortunate name on February 14th, 2013… Valentine's Day.

Great, now we can look forward to a ridiculous holiday themed marketing campaign with shot of Bruce Willis jumping away from an explosion with tag lines like "I'd Die Hard Without You."

CraveOnline will be back with more It's a Good Day to Die Hard news because we're tough nuts to crack. (Damn, that's an obscure reference. Anyone get that?)