It was probably best that you took a year off, Brody. I mean, you were really overworked during those six seasons of The Hills where you showed up a few times, had sex and then left to go and lie down on Venice Beach. I can only imagine how grueling that whole experience was for you.
It’s important to remember that most of those who would have turned up to a Wil Wheaton book signing would have been Star Trek fans, so by “boobs” he actually means “big, jiggling man-titties”.
God, these Hollywood types have such a sense of self-entitlement, don’t they? Put your own dam dollar in your own damn daughters g-string for Christ sakes!
Well that explains why the police said Mr Brown had his car radio turned on that night.
And out pops another Little Monster, a strange little creature with a penchant for the overuse of exclamation marks and a disproportionate love of pop stars.
Which is strange considering that no one has a fucking clue what you are talking about; Watch this!
What’s this? Oprah’s retired? Why wasn’t this reported?!
Oh. My mistake.
Dear Perez; I preferred you when you were a dick.