Connecticut Woman Arrested For Hitting Husband With Domino’s Pizza

Hot cheese, coming at you!

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I would understand if someone was throwing Papa John’s pizza at someone because their pizza is trash, but Domino’s? That’s just wasting pretty solid pizza.

A 44-year-old woman named Amber Llorens was recently arrested and is now facing a disorderly conduct rap after she hit her husband with some Domino’s pizza. According to police, Llorens began to argue after picking up the pie and returning to their Land Rover. And it was while inside the SUV that the argument got so heated that Llorens began throwing slices of pizza at her man.

Connecticut Woman Arrested For Hitting Husband With Domino’s Pizza

Police discovered several slices of good old pizza on the floor of the SUV during their investigation and ultimately discovered that Ilorens was to blame.

Photo: Instagram/Amber Lorens (allaesthetics)

Llorens, who works as an aesthetician,  is now due in court next month on the misdemeanor count.

h/t The Smoking Gun

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