Somebody In The Bills Mafia Threw Another Dildo Onto The Field Yesterday

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Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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I don’t think this one belongs to Tom Brady though, as this has to be more of the Martellus Bennett variety.

The Buffalo Bills once again delivered their fans a giant dick sandwich Sunday afternoon with the dreamy Tom Brady and his New England Patriots teammates in town, finding themselves on the wrong end of a 23-3 curb stomping and dropping to 6-6 on the season in the process. Quarterback Tyrod Taylor failed to throw the ball for more than 100 yards, but that’s OK because somebody in the Bills Mafia made up for it and then some when he or she threw a big, dark-green double-ended dildo onto the field near the New England sideline.

Call me crazy, but the way Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola looked at it, either he or his wife could have something similar in their fake cock collections.

Also, you have to consider the fact that the dude from the chain crew used his down marker to remove the dildo from the field instead of his bare hands to be a major upset. I mean, since it’s Buffalo, we would have expected something more like this to happen.

h/t The Ringer

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