These Are Easily The Biggest Bedroom Sex Mistakes You Wish You Never Made

Didn't see that coming, did ya?

Matt Branhamby Matt Branham
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We’ve all made them: sex mistakes. It happens. But these are easily the biggest bedroom sex mistakes you wish you never made. Looking all the back to losing our virginity (or trying to) up to the present day, we’re still making all kinds of mishaps in the sack. But it’s high time we address our embarrassing bedroom mistakes so you can learn from our messy misfortunes in the nude.

From piss-poor angles to all the way down the list of embarrassments to missed clits and missed opportunities, we’re educating the masses about bad sex practices. If you’re showing too much O-face or showing up with not enough moves, we’re going to let you know that too. It’s called foreplay, not one-play, dammit.

So for those of your multitasking sandwiches in the sack, spanking too softly and yada, yada, yada-ing sex, let your adult sex-ed lessons begin right now.

These Are Easily The Biggest Bedroom Sex Mistakes You Wish You Never Made

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