Soccer Player Needs 10 Stitches After Getting Kicked In His Penis By Teammate

Tough to watch.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
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I guess we can add this incident to our list of brutal ways men have injured their penis. And why is that? Because it involves some poor soccer player getting kicked right in his penis.

The awful injury occurred in Spain during a soccer bout no one cares about, and it all “kicked off” when Albacete player Roman Zozulya jumped up to head the ball near the end of their match against Huesca. But you know what happened while Zozulya jumped up for the ball? Well he accidentally drove his cleat right into teammate’s Mariano Bittolo’s groin. Ouch.

Check out the video below.

Soccer Player Needs 10 Stitches After Getting Kicked In His Penis By Teammate

Hell, I bet even the ladies felt that one. Just look at Bittolo’s reaction again:

When Bottolo looked down at his member he obviously saw a scene straight from a horror film. And because of that he needed ten stitches to put everything back together again.

And yes, it seems someone has to get kicked between the legs in order for us to talk about the boring sport that is soccer. Sorry for insulting soccer, soccer lovers.

h/t Maxim

It could always be worse: British Man’s Penis Sliced Off By Saw In Work Accident