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There are a lot of awful things happening in the world at the moment — hurricanes, earthquakes, madmen with nuclear weapons, Kim Jong-un and other things. But what is one thing that is currently on the mind of a lot of people, so much so that a battle is going on? How to properly peel a banana.
Here’s the many different opinions on this extremely important matter.
“Never peel a banana from the top. Peel a banana from the bottom. That’s how monkeys do it.” -my grandfather as he peels a banana-
— LP (@LoPowers24) August 26, 2017
I find when I peel from the stubby side I eat the literal whole banana. When I eat from the stem I don’t really reach the bottom without
— Princess Slaya (@Briannaiguess) July 22, 2017
SHUT UP PEELING IT FROM THE BOTTOM IS WEIRD I WAS TAUGHT TO PEEL MY BANANA FROM THE STEM
— cami (@staerrynght) August 1, 2017
its a million times quicker to peel a banana from the bottom, wish i could have all that time back from previous bananas i have peeled
— gaara of the sand (@austindefalco) August 13, 2017
You can tell a lot about a person on whether they peel a banana from the top down or the bottom up.
— Johnny V (@__johnnyv) September 19, 2017
Not only are bananas easier to peel from the “bottom”, but peeling this way turns the stem into a handle. Thx to Mike Angilletta for the tip pic.twitter.com/ZqMQzUsQt3
— TedPavlic (@TedPavlic) September 8, 2017
Proper way to peel banana is from the bottom like monkeys do. I trust them they are banana experts pic.twitter.com/726UVNW2mq
— buzz killington (@KendraDae) December 20, 2016
You tellin me you peel a banana from the bottom. And boi that’s all the proof you need right there. Look at that emoji .
— Thomas McCray (@mccray122870) July 21, 2017
— Rob Peck (@Robbiepeck) May 2, 2017
Have you ever heard better small talk in a coffee house than “Are you a peel the banana from the top of the bottom kind of guy?”
— Jessica Jenkins (@PCCoachJess) September 17, 2017
This shit dead make mad sense. if u look at a banana peel in Mario, It has the stem still together and the bottom peeled pic.twitter.com/V8XkGmIQWd
— Papo (@Jo_Pa_Po) May 17, 2017
Mario and Co all eat peel their bananas from the bottom to leave them haphazardly on the track this way up pic.twitter.com/arh9jvSswr
— Toby Gladwin (@TobyGladwin) May 31, 2017
if u peel a banana from the bottom up unfollow me this instant
— A1 (@allystassi) July 16, 2017
In conclusion, we all need to find a hobby.