This Woman Is Really Trying To Get Rid Of Her ‘A-hole Rooster’

What a little cock.

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Photo: Facebook/Denell McCaul

Way back in May we all learned about an animal shelter that was really trying to get an “utter bastard of a cat” to get adopted. Well, it seems like roosters can also be little shits because one woman is trying her hardest to have someone take a rooster off her hands.

Denell McCaul from Michigan has gone viral after taking it to Facebook in a desperate attempt to get rid of one of her roosters that just isn’t like the others. In other words he’s a massive jerk. Take a look at McCaul’s hilarious Facebook post below.

Here’s the post in its entirety.

“FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER.”

He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he’ll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It’s like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls.”

He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running… around your yard… while you’re trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that’s what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction.”

So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE! But you’re coming out to catch this asshole, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.”

This post of course has blown up but yet this rooster is still with McCaul’s. Good luck, lady.

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h/t Distractify

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