They won’t be needing driverless cars in England if everybody learns how to park their rides like this.
According to The Sun, a fight broke out around 3 a.m. Sunday morning in the English town of Gillingham, providing further further proof that nothing good outside of an accidental threesome ever happens after midnight.
The brawl was apparently bad enough that backup police officers had to be called in to assist the officers who were already on the scene, and the dude behind the wheel of one approaching squad car made quite the entrance. Let’s just say that either this guy has seen The Fate of the Furious 1,300 times or he’s the luckiest cop on the force.
Either way, this is fucking awesome:
British Police Officer’s Parking Skills Makes Him A Natural Fit For The Next ‘Fast And Furious’ Movie
Who didn’t think it was “fucking awesome?” You guessed it: The dudes in the middle of the brawl and those who had gathered around to watch them.
In fact, one of the drunk brawlers picked that very moment to ask the officer behind the wheel if he was trying to kill people despite the fact that he had just finished throwing haymakers that – given the size of him – could have done some rather serious harm to any of those other drunks who might have found themselves on the receiving end. Sorry, pal. Your opinion doesn’t count right now.
And for the last time, kids. Do us all a favor and hold that phone in a horizontal fashion when you’re taking video of Officer Badass. Thanks.