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There are a number of weird fetishes around the world, but which one of them can be considered the craziest out there? In order to find out, we’ve extensively researched the matter and came up with a disturbing list of fetishes that you simply won’t believe are real. On the other hand, we might be underestimating your personal perversions and you might find yourself in a couple (or all) of them. We know that facing your inner cravings can be quite an ordeal, but we’re here to show you that you’re not alone – someone else also shares your freaky ways, which should be comforting, at least.
You might be surprised to hear that one of the most common sexual fetishes on the web (and perhaps beyond it) includes a girl being stuck somewhere in a provocative position, obviously. If that’s not weird enough for you, we can tell you that people also tend to be specific and look for girls stuck in a quicksand.
Damsel in Distress
One could say that this fetish is something of a version of a girl getting stuck, but again, people tend to be quite specific. A perfect sexual fantasy for these men includes a woman who is unable to start a car and, probably, needs a man’s help. But will they be able to fix it? You need to Google to find out.
Do you love colorful balloons even when there’s no celebration involved? Well, it might be that you have a balloon fetish like some other people on this ball of madness we call Earth. Whether these people enjoy the feel and smell of rubber or get off knowing that they can burst at any time, we don’t know, but they seem to be so obsessed that they can’t get enough of balloons. Joyful fellows.
OK, we are slowly moving towards some of the weirdest sex fetishes out there and furries certainly belong there. Furries are basically people who get turned on by the prospect of wearing animal costumes and having sex with other like-minded people while in the character. They enjoy pretending to be small, cute, furry creatures, so who are you to stand in the way of their happiness?
As we approach the top of the list, things start to get a bit Freudian. Namely, these specific weirdos enjoy dressing up as newborns and behaving according to the part. Whether the women in this cringe-worthy actually breastfeed or not is something you will have to find out for yourself on the web. We’re staying away from this one, just in case.
Now, you might say that anything that involves humans is somewhat understandable, right? Well, people who are into dendrophilia obviously have a much broader perspective on life. In case you didn’t know, it is possible for some people to be attracted to trees and plants. Do you enjoy watering your plants a bit too much? Do you like hugging trees? Does the tree hug you back?
It is no secret that some people love having sex with animals, but a specific group of them prefer only winged creatures. This is called avisodomy and, worst of all, this is usually deadly for, say, chickens in question. Therefore, these people are not only sexually deviant, they are also PETA’s worst nightmare.
Stimming is a name for sexual stimulation achieved through the use of electricity. As you probably might guess, it’s not really a safe fetish, but when has that been a problem for any sexual desire? We imagine these people doing various nasty stuff with short circuits around the house.
For the end of the list, we’ve reserved something special. We’ve already had people having sex with trees and animals, but formicophiliacs like letting various insects, bugs, and other small creatures play along with their genitalia. As one of the greatest turn-ons, they state snails because of their uniquely, slimy trail. Great, isn’t it?
What do you think is your weirdest fetish? If it’s birds (in the literal sense), please leave this website at once.