Photo: Twitter/NY Post
Remember a few years ago when that girl made a “Dear Fat People” video on YouTube and got absolutely destroyed by everyone? Well if you thought that girl was talking out of her ass, you’re going to want to read about this dude.
The New York Post recently ran an article entitled, and get this, “Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore.” Yes, that’s the actual name. This article focuses on a 40-something executive named Dan Rochkind who proclaimed that he gave up dating “hot” women. Why? Well because Rochkind apparently found them “flighty, selfish and vapid.” And yes, I know, we also think he’s a massive douche.
“I could have [anyone] I wanted. I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find” Rochkind said. “Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves. Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”
Holy hell, someone shut this guy up. Oh, and this dude actually has a fiancée. That’s right. Her name is Carly Spindel, and she actually agreed to be part of the article. Read that again. His fiancée agreed to be part of an article that is all about her man not dating hot women. Rochkind described Spindel as a “softer beauty.” Boy, this guy is not the sharpest tool.
By the way, this is what Spindel looks like.
— Carly Spindel (@CarlySpindel) April 6, 2015
Now of course the internet got word of this ridiculous man and article, and decided to troll the hell out of him. Here are some of the best from Twitter.
@nypost “Balding guy with difficulty smiling for camera wanks himself to death after insurance company stops viagra script…”
— RDDVLBkLyN (@ReDDeViLNyC) April 13, 2017
Maybe he meant “This article is why I won’t date hot women anymore.” pic.twitter.com/rQxP7volnL
— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) April 13, 2017
This Extremely Average Guy Says He’s Given Up Dating Hot Women https://t.co/Nkz2E3LnTY
— wrikent3500 (@wrikent3500) April 13, 2017
“Beautiful women get full of themselves” says this guy who is totally not full of himself. pic.twitter.com/485RKwNZH4
— MatzohNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 13, 2017
Looking forward to this guy’s followup columns, “Why I Don’t Breathe Underwater” and “Why You Can’t Borrow My Time Machine” pic.twitter.com/9N83d8MTrn
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) April 13, 2017
as an extremely hot woman i’m feeling personally attacked by that nypost article
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) April 13, 2017
this caption is so savagely written this has to be a piece of satire pic.twitter.com/yqL59UMkTO
— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) April 13, 2017
COMING SOON: “Why I Dumped my Skinny Fat Piece of Shit Fiancé,” by this woman pic.twitter.com/6PrdLW3KE4
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 13, 2017
— Jessica Samakow (@jsam1126) April 13, 2017