The Most Pathetic, Desperate Guys On Instagram

I wonder how many restraining orders there are in total between all these guys.

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Anytime a woman posts a sexy picture of herself on Instagram, or really anywhere, she can probably expect a barrage of odd comments from men, desperate for their attention, but the guys below really take it to another level.

The Most Pathetic, Desperate Guys On Instagram

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram Those poetry classes are really paying off.

Funny, HIlarious Comments From Men On InstagramThat boy needs Jesus, y’all.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On InstagramSomething tells me his family doesn’t love him either.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Going to be difficult being with someone if you’re dead.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
So he wants to be an average worker in America?

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On InstagramWhat a gentleman.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
He’s an intern.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
He will pay his lawyer too. Legit.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
That’s an Olympic event I would watch.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Wanderlust.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
I read a Hallmark card that said the same thing.


Why does he want to explore a woman’s body with a little girl?

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
That’s Jake from Statefarm.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Pretty sure this is a deleted scene in Captain America.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Hopeless romantic.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
I guess these are the three people, living or dead, he wants to have dinner with.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
This seamstress needs to chill.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Now we all know he goes overboard on the Lubriderm.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Sounds like a lot of effort for someone who won’t call.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Apparently there’s a market for bottled bath water.

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