7 Weatherman Boners

Cloudy with a chance of accidental penis drawing.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

There are some very hot weathergirls out there, so in the gender wars between weathermen and weatherwomen, the weatherdudes have to catch up! Luckily, many are showing off what God gave them – the, uh, weather – in the funniest way possible. Here are 7 weatherman boners from TV news:


John is Expanding

Nothing really to worry about except tropical splooge.


Good Morning America

Here’s your penis!


Afternoon T-Storms

Our weather patterns are acting like a dick to Mexico.


Hail Shaft

Heh heh… hail.


Potential Circulation

I think stroking that circle will increase circulation.


Tornado Penis

Should we be afraid or laugh hysterically?


9 Inches of Snow

Wait… what did he say?


Bonus: Randy Marsh’s Weather Map

Ride it out, lol.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!